• @Funkyfetlock You hate @ladygaga a bit too much: I think you secretly want her, or want to be her. It’s ok, you’re only human in reply to Funkyfetlock #
• @d291173 I’m not sure, I didn’t get a chance to ask the photographer if she is also a Belgian pop singer. Didn’t come up in conversation.. in reply to d291173 #
• @mrcinematique Thank you for such a sweet message. I do try my hardest. in reply to mrcinematique #
• @samdd_monster Wax my face?!? I already clippered tonight so no need to wax. in reply to samdd_monster #
• Lol STOP it! RT @Monster_Daniel: i thought id just say, Ur hot and i hope you win everything <3 #
• @matthew_mitcham All over my FACE you guys!!! Lol (I haven’t clippered my legs for heaps longer XD) #
• @matthew_mitcham Yes I’m talking to my many selves because none of them know how to use this stupid application yet #stupidselves #
• @matt #
• #igiveup Good night lovelies Xx #
• @samdd_monster I’m an athlete. I’m not supposed to be clever #meatheadjock in reply to samdd_monster #
• HAHA good one lol RT @icestorm77: Talking to yourself, huh? There’s medication which can “tweet” that. #
• @GreyWolvesHQ omg lol really going to sleep now! in reply to GreyWolvesHQ #
• Yesterday = gym (near death experience), filming mini-doco for Coles (diving all day), training again (if you could call it that). #
• Today = owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie #owie #
• @elicrawford Hello beautiful!! Xx #
• @quartzcrystal would you outfierce them? ^_^ in reply to quartzcrystal #

1 of my followers was in the seat behind me!! LOL RT @theiancole: Sat behind @matthew_mitcham on the flight back from Canberra tonight #
My little break is over & I’m walking back into 11 sessions a week, all eyes on Comm Games in Oct, training to win win win!! #feckyeah! #
Note to self: stop letting [...]

Settled on a healthy sandwich and compensated with a butterscotch muffin. Health kick starts tomorrow…(ish). #
@SmileGuySmiley sorry, I left ages ago!! in reply to SmileGuySmiley #
@danielgarofali sure, can’t wait in reply to danielgarofali #
So this Christmas eve leave the milk and cookies out for a holly, jolly homosexual. #
@Taaliyah77 Yea, didn’t you know?… It’s a [...]

Does anybody know if there is anything special or exciting happening in Sydney tonight? #
@RonsonDalby You’re the best. El Circo at Slide for dinner looks awesome <=0){ that was a clown in reply to RonsonDalby #
@tonysteer Thanks for the suggestion, but I don’t have anything to wear in reply to tonysteer #
@thatbelinda thanks bel, [...]

Why is public gym music so bad? Presets Girl And The Sea was the only decent song. Not much incentive to keep fit for John Citizen! #
Taxi Club. For some reason LOL #
@josh_van josh!! (I was there just an hour ago!) in reply to josh_van #
@josh_van but now I’m home, showered and in bed. 1am. [...]

is spending yet another day in bed. I think that’s 4 out of 6 days of my holidays so far. You’d think I’d get sick of it but I’m not. #
Ok I’m bored. #
@davidmweir @joshthomas87 HAHA is this true JT? I mean I know you’ve got a profile but are you getting inundated with flirty [...]

@nichtspassiert oh Jesus. I don’t know. Why? in reply to nichtspassiert #
@nichtspassiert haha oh dear in reply to nichtspassiert #
@Rabbit832 haha I’ve never been in the 40’s in my life in reply to Rabbit832 #
@josh_van Yep. But it’s only unknown until you go out and give it a good knowing. If you know [...]

A tribute to two of my favourite artists, @ladygaga and @MarinasDiamonds… a bejewelled monster ^.^ http://tweetphoto.com/32433053 #
A tribute to two of my favourite artists, @ladygaga and @MarinasDiamonds… A bejeweled monster ^.^ http://tweetphoto.com/32433291 #
@Funkyfetlock Yes. We’re going to have to agree to disagree. in reply to Funkyfetlock #
@_cooperman I’m already involved in a few [...]

Photoshooot #

@TrojanJp BUTT!! in reply to TrojanJp #
How could I not be the proudest daddy of my 3yo Louis. I love him so much <3 http://tweetphoto.com/32087899 #
@samdd_monster @Allie8dav he’s a Maltese X toy poodle #moodle in reply to samdd_monster #