• 2 things I’ve bn wantin 4 yonks: more fisherman’s pants & extra big frames to get my prescription fitted into. I now have all I eva wished 4 #
• Thx to the Valley & Southbank markets. Haven’t had such a gr8 day in such a long time. Sendin vibes of equal awesomeness to all ur w/ends! #
• A yonk is a unit of a substantial period of time, & fishermans pants can be compared to wearing fluffy clouds for trousers… @falsemirror #
• Yes, a yonk > a while. It is always used in its plural form. Yonks are approx. equivalent to Ages, and only used with a negated verb. #
• @falsemirror Eg: Mildred hasn’t had a bonk in yonks; and she is not going to get one for yonks, either. in reply to falsemirror #
• @falsemirror I beg your pardon, I have misinformed you: yonks does not have to be preceded by a negative: I have been talking sh*t for yonks in reply to falsemirror #
• @falsemirror Lakitu is ridin his cloud like a mechanical bull. These pants look like pants but feel like 99 butterfly kisses with every step in reply to falsemirror #
• Centenary Tavern watchin my high school bestie be the live band whilst playing with myself (playing pool by myself- u gutterminded tweeps!) #
• I have no friends RT @broashleishere: why would you play pool by youself? hahahaha. #
• Done deal. Matt and Dale are now officially friends. w00t! RT @broashleishere: poor you hahaha I’ll be your friend.. #

2 things I’ve bn wantin 4 yonks: more fisherman’s pants & extra big frames to get my prescription fitted into. I now have all I eva wished 4 #
Thx to the Valley & Southbank markets. Haven’t had such a gr8 day in such a long time. Sendin vibes of equal awesomeness to all ur w/ends! [...]

Pretty sure @thePRrebel gave me the biggest compliment by commending my fashion sense: apparently I dress lesbianesque = über trendy in reply to thePRrebel #
Sushi train in the valley with Chris M & Lloydy ^_^ http://tweetphoto.com/41642518 #
I look kind of scared at my selections, but they turned out.. alright #
Ok, 2/3 success rate [...]

Pretty sure @thePRrebel gave me the biggest compliment by commending my fashion sense: apparently I dress lesbianesque = über trendy in reply to thePRrebel #
Sushi train in the valley with Chris M & Lloydy ^_^ http://tweetphoto.com/41642518 #
I look kind of scared at my selections, but they turned out.. alright #
Ok, 2/3 success rate [...]

Back with nan for 5 days. How beautiful(ly QLD) is her house! & just like old times, I’m in bed at 9pm -_-zZ http://tweetphoto.com/41448169 #
@fruitflyCaz … yes. O_O in reply to fruitflyCaz #
@fruitflyCaz lol you’re hilarious in reply to fruitflyCaz #

Packing for five days of synchro training in Brisneyland, yiew! #
Haha good one RT @Mouseco: @matthew_mitcham Will you be packing exactly the same things as your partners? =P #
Depends what you’re training for? RT @seanraylang: where’s a good place to train in Bris? Chandler? #
@LittleLDS LEEEEeeEEEEIGH!!! ^_^ haven’t seen you in forever or more! [...]

Cerulean skies & warming up!! RT @libby_trickett: On my way home.. Please let the weather be good in Sydney! Otherwise I’m going to be sad.. #
When my dog yawns I poke his tongue lol. Is your name a reference to Taming Of The Shrew? RT @horridshrew: Good morning *yawn* #
Mio cara amica Lusky DJ, ti [...]

Hey, that guy has almost the same name as me & i also had an exam 2day!! RT @fruitflyCaz: @matthew_miotcham Forgot to wish u luck 4 ur exam. #
@quartzcrystal You’re in Sydney? Oh wait… Never mind. in reply to quartzcrystal #
I was simply RTing what I thought was an astonishing coincidence RT @fruitflyCaz: And you [...]

#confession I’m a serious #hoarder. & I only clean out once every 2yrs, maybe less. Doing a broken old training bag from a few yrs ago now. #
Findings: mangey old chamois, 1/2 pencil, yoghurt spoon, elephant keychain from alex… http://tweetphoto.com/40646449 #
…wax in shape of apple which I feared was 3yr-old apple, 1/8 ankleweights, old mints, [...]

#confession I’m a serious #hoarder. & I only clean out once every 2yrs, maybe less. Doing a broken old training bag from a few yrs ago now. #
Findings: mangey old chamois, 1/2 pencil, yoghurt spoon, elephant keychain from alex… http://tweetphoto.com/40646449 #
…wax in shape of apple which I feared was 3yr-old apple, 1/8 ankleweights, old mints, [...]